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Wednesday, May 14, 2008


Poor Richard’s author

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On Tuesday the kid and his friend got into an argument at school. I asked my son to tell me how the argument went.

He calmly repeated what he remembered:

“I said, ‘You did it on purpose,’
and he said, ‘No, I did it on accident,’
and I said, ‘No, you did it on purpose,’
and he said, ‘No, I did it on accident,’
and I said, ‘No, you did it on purpose,’
and he said, ‘No, I did it on accident,’
and I said, ‘No, you did it on purpose,’
and he said, ‘No, I did it on accident.’”

The kid had no idea that he was virtually quoting Poor Richard’s Almanack:

Many a long dispute among Divines may be thus abridged, It is so: It is not so; It is so: It is not so.

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