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Utopian Turtletop. Monsieur Croche's BĂȘte Noire. Contact: turtletop [at] hotmail [dot] com

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

massaging the numbers

Negotiations were hot and heavy.

"OK, I tell you what. If you eat 5 more bites, then I'll read a book to you."

"No, six more bites."

"OK, six more bites."

One bite.

"OK, here's bite number 2."

"No, this is bite number 6."

"No, honey, that's not how it works."
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